- ask for a 'bite from my ice cream' or stick their forks in my food.. would you like it if i spat in your food?! because thats pretty much what you're doing!
-Are over familiar...woman! just because you think you're 'close frennds' with my folks doesn't mean it's ok to ask me about my 'baay frend' and alcohol preferences at family events.
-act like they know things to get info out of people.. ' so, what's going on with M (aside: there's a huge juicy scandal there!! tell!!)'... me: he' ok ( aside: miner alert!!)
- drag me shopping and expect me to have an opinion on the texture, shade and style of pink pleather bags... really..all you're gonna get from me is 'It's pink!'
-work/walk slowly and ask me why i'm hurrying... buck up..the sooner we finish the sooner i can go home and rant on my blog!
- use my stuff and tell me later..' oh D..i used those reagents you made... i hope it's ok!'.. well..they're gone now aren't they? make me more!
- describe me as cute..listen, fool.. little dogs, cats and monkeys are cute..if you cant think of a better word, shut up!
- who dont really know me badger me about my love life!!
Random person (RP): "so, D any thing special going on? "
me: " yeah.. we did whole skeletal preps today and my viral system's wor.."
RP (cutting me off): No no..i mean anything speshhul..y'know (wink, grin) anyone?
me ( knee jerk coldness): umm.. not really..oh sorry..i gotta go..
- say 'I'll call you back' and never call... if you want to end a conversation say 'bye'..it's wrong to lie..remember?
Phew...all done!
