- ask for a 'bite from my ice cream' or stick their forks in my food.. would you like it if i spat in your food?! because thats pretty much what you're doing!
-Are over familiar...woman! just because you think you're 'close frennds' with my folks doesn't mean it's ok to ask me about my 'baay frend' and alcohol preferences at family events.
-act like they know things to get info out of people.. ' so, what's going on with M (aside: there's a huge juicy scandal there!! tell!!)'... me: he' ok ( aside: miner alert!!)
- drag me shopping and expect me to have an opinion on the texture, shade and style of pink pleather bags... really..all you're gonna get from me is 'It's pink!'
-work/walk slowly and ask me why i'm hurrying... buck up..the sooner we finish the sooner i can go home and rant on my blog!
- use my stuff and tell me later..' oh D..i used those reagents you made... i hope it's ok!'.. well..they're gone now aren't they? make me more!
- describe me as cute..listen, fool.. little dogs, cats and monkeys are cute..if you cant think of a better word, shut up!
- who dont really know me badger me about my love life!!
Random person (RP): "so, D any thing special going on? "
me: " yeah.. we did whole skeletal preps today and my viral system's wor.."
RP (cutting me off): No no..i mean anything speshhul..y'know (wink, grin) anyone?
me ( knee jerk coldness): umm.. not really..oh sorry..i gotta go..
- say 'I'll call you back' and never call... if you want to end a conversation say 'bye'..it's wrong to lie..remember?
Phew...all done!
1 comment:
intresting list!!! lot of details!!! read it very carefully to c if i figure newhr!!!
But ya, totally agree wid most of it ppl borrowing bottles and sharing icecreams, i hav a prob wid sharing ice cream itself nt becos of the groseness more like in the Joey kind of way!!!!
And ya,cant stand it wen random ppl wink and ask wats newz???
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