How come...

(questions I've had for as long as I can remember.. hopefully some will get answered here..)

..People dont see the beauty of snakes and crocs?
..I want to believe people when they say 'everything'll be alright' but I can't?
..I feel obliged to hold on to principles I don't believe in?
..There's never the right quantity of media in the tube so I keep having to refill?
..My mum's always right?
..I'm always too early of a bit late for things..never comfortably on time?
..Other folks are late if I'm on time?
..My super's there when I'm cleaning the bench but not when I'm working?
..My old friends never go (physically go!) with me when I move to a new place?

..There's ALWAYS a whining/sugar high/ bawling child in close proximity when I travel?
..Most of my childhood daydreams involved talking animals?!
..Mundane nonsense qualifies as small talk?
..Nobody can see my invisible alligator anymore?
.. Aforementioned child ALWAYS has a leaky nose and always finds it's way to me?
..I rarely ever eat enough..it's mostly too much or somethimes too less.
..Other folks can tell when I'm hungry but I can't?!
..It never rains when I can afford to lay in bed and loll?
..The jerk that knocked me off my bike hasn't received retribution?

..It takes so long to make friends?